You're Leaving Already?

Really Bobby Petrino? Only 13 games? Yeah, I know you only won 3 of them, but still. You weren't the goat here. The blame was going to fall on that Vick guy. You could have at least stuck around for another year and tried to pull things together. No one was blaming you. You hadn't done well, but few, if any, would have if thrust into such a situation.

Arkansas? Really? It's not like they're a big time power. Darren McFadden wont be there next season. There are about 6-7 teams better than them in the SEC, give or take. I don't even think you'll feel less scrutiny there. No one in Atlanta actually gives a shit about their sports teams. But them good ol' boys down in Little Rock*? They care. A lot. So good luck, I guess. According to Don Banks at SI.com, no one in Atlanta is going to miss you anyway.

*University of Arkansas may not actually be located in Little Rock, which is the only city in Arkansas of which I have heard.

Lakers Play, Kobe Doesn't

He didn't make the trip for an exibition game in Vegas against the Kings, which the Lakers won. Harbinger of things to come? Who knows. But he's going to play somewhere, and he's going to dominate. Cause, you know, he's Kobe. In other sports news... wait, there wasn't any. Nothing happened today except a bunch of preseason basketball. Boston did put a hurtin' on the Cavs though, 114-89. KG had a triple double. He's a beast.

Oh, and Boise St. Beast Fresno St. in college football. Not that you care.

College Football Very Briefly

Penn State spanked Florida International 59-0. Not exactly a major story. Michigan, however, lost, AT HOME, to Appalachian State, 34-32. Ap. State blocked a field goal as time expired after hitting the go-ahead kick with about 30 seconds left to play. All I have to say is, HAHAHAHAHA. Suck it Wolverines.

Also, the Phillies look to stay hot against the Marlins tonight as they go for their 7th straight win. Bad news about Hamels though, as he will miss at least 2 more starts. Me and you God, still not cool.