FUCK MARKO JARIC

That son of a bitch is dating my woman. That is NOT FUCKING COOL. You hear me Marko? You just made the list. Me and you buddy, we're throwing down. I mean, come the fuck on.

This man:
is fucking this woman?!?!?!:
Ye gods... there is no God. Marko, however, would probably disagree.

And, to ease our collective pain at this news, and the much more dire Sean Taylor news (R.I.P) here are some more gratuitous Adriana Lima pictures:

Jesus.
Mary.
And Joseph.

Someday, my darling. Someday you will be mine.