Showing posts with label Pacman Jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pacman Jones. Show all posts

Monday, June 18, 2007

I Need To Find Some New Fucking Friends


This is ridiculous. Pacman don't need this shit man. I don't fucking need it. Why every time I go to see some ass and titties somebody in my crew gotta shoot somebody else? I wasn't even makin' it rain this time. Damn. So much for good behavior. I already had that Goodell muthafucka halfway up my ass on all this Vegas shit. Now I'm definitely missing the whole season. Damn. That's $1.3 million gone! And I wasn't even there!

I mean, yeah, we was all in the strip club together when some punk ass bitches started some shit, but it never got too serious. I bounced. My boys bounced. And then one of my boys felt the need to pull a drive by. I'll bet it was fuckin' Blinky. I don't know why keep him around anymore. Actually, I do know why, but if I told you, I'm sure the commish would be up my ass on that shit too. Let's just say he made sure I don't have any child support payments, yaheard? Fuck. I probably shouldn't have said that. You can't prove shit. Anyway, I'm just glad ain't nobody get killed last night. Cause Pacman really doesn't need that shit. Damn. Where the fuck is my weed?

Thursday, February 22, 2007

"Someone Get Me Ray Lewis' Lawyer"


No motherfucker, not Jamal's! That motherfucker actually did time! They used the same firm? Well fuck, they must have had different lawyers then. I want RAY'S lawyer, 'cause Ray ain't get caught. Now I'm not sayin' Ray did anything illegal, aight? I'm just sayin' his friends did some illegal shit, and I might be havin' the same problem, yaheard? Shee-it. First you just minding your own business, pourin' 80 Gs in cash on top of 40 strippers in Vegas, the next thing you know, some motherfucker got shot, somebody got a bottle of champagne broken over their head, and then the police are involved. Yo, what the fuck? I don't need this shit. You hear me man? Pacman don't need this shit! Yo get them fuckin' cuffs off of me man! Hey! Man fuck you too! Yo, I already told you motherfuckers, I don't know no one involved. I don't know that motherfucker with the gun. He ain't my boy, aight? Damn. Is this shit gonna fuck up my record? Fuck. Man I ain't sayin' shit else. Get me Ray Lewis' lawyer. Better yet, get me Johnny fuckin' Cochran! What? What you mean he's dead? Well shit, I ain't have nothin' to do with that neither. I wasn't even there. You can't prove anything. Where the fuck is my lawyer?