"Take Me Out to the Ballgame"
(the Phillies fan version)
Take me out to the ballgame.
Take me out with the loud
And drunk and obnoxious Philly fans.
We throw all kinds of things from the stands.
And it's root root root for the Phillies
If they don't win it's normaaaaalllllll...
Cause it's one, two, three strikes and you're out if your name's Pat Burrell.
(chug a beer and repeat as needed)
Ah, life as a Phils fan. I wouldn't trade it for anything. Well, okay, maybe, maybe, one night of consentual sex with Adriana Lima. Ay. Dios. Mio. Okay, so it's not maybe. Sorry Phillies, but not even Chase Utley is that pretty... 28 days. Only 28 more days.
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