Joey Porter Might Have Issues

You know, it's one thing when your pitbulls eat a horse, as Joey Porter's dogs did a few months ago. But when you get in a fight with another NFL player, off the field, in a casino, I mean, come on Joey. Show a little common sense. Levi Jones, the guy whom you assaulted, plays offense. You play defense. You're going to have ample chances to fight him semi-legally on the field during the season.

And maybe he was talking trash at the blackjack table. That's when you split tens when he has $300,000 riding on his next card. You don't need to step outside and fight him. It's a casino, not a strip club. Even Adam Jones thinks you crossed the line.

Also, Manny Ramirez is selling a grill on eBay for $4,000. He claims he only used it once. My guess is Manny tried grilling something and then realized that he is way too rich to be cooking for himself. And he could really used those four Gs. He only makes, like, $19 million a year. Clearly he is feeling the pinch. But hey, he will throw in an autographed baseball if you buy his grill.
One final Philly note: Kevin Curtis, welcome to town! The Eagles found themselves the white Donte Stallworth. With working hamstrings! Oh, who am I kidding? It wasn't a bad signing, but I really don't care. Baseball is 12 days away. 12 days! I can't wait. More team previews to come soon, I promise.