Sweep a four game series against the best team in the National League, lose 2 out of 3 to the worst NL team. It's so typical I could just puke. They have 26 games left. To make the playoffs, realistically, they need to win 18. Yeah. Right.
Oh, and fuck Adam Eaton in his fat, overpaid ass. He sucks. I mean, going from Cole Hamels to Adam Eaton is like going from getting consistent blow jobs to masturbating; the end result might be the same (a win; climax) but after a while the latter will just leave you frustrated and filled with angst. And you might hurt your wrist. (Punching a wall in anger over a blown 5 run lead; too much tugging.) Ultimately, no one wins. Fuck. Adam Eaton alone is reason enough to show Pat Gillick the door. I can't wait until I win the lottery and buy this team. Then things will change.
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