Saturday, April 14, 2007

The Phillies Are Bad, mmm kay?


Jesus they suck. Especially the coaches. Victorino on 2nd, Utley on 1st. Bottom of the 8th. No one out. You're down 8-6. Howard rips a single to right. Do you send Victorino home? Of course you do! Why? Because you're a fucking idiot! YOU ARE DOWN TWO. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RISK GETTING HIM THROWN OUT AT THE PLATE WHEN YOU STILL NEED ANOTHER RUN. Guhhhhhhhhh.

Naturally, he was thrown out and the Phillies grounded into a double play right afterward. They lost 9-6. Kill me. Do it now, and make it fast. I don't need this. They're on pace to win 32 games. Something tells me they will win more than that. Something tells me they will also miss the playoffs. Again.

Phillies baseball. It's fannnnn-tastic.

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