Saturday, April 21, 2007

Dial 4-1-1 for Fuck

The Phillies are 4-ll. God. Dammit. Worst record in the National League. Even worse than the Nationals. You know who hits clean up for the Nationals? Me neither! Fuck. This sucks.

Also, A-Rod is really good at baseball. 12 home runs and 30 RBIs in FIFTEEN FUCKING GAMES?! Ay caramba. He's 25 home runs away from 500. And people will still give him shit till he comes through in the playoffs. Oh well. Can't say I feel sorry for him. He, like Terrell Owens, has 25 million reasons to not get my pity. Another thing they have in common is their love of dick.

In other news, I think the NHL playoffs started. On a more important note, I took 3 dumps yesterday. I wiped twice.

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