Thursday, February 8, 2007

Goodbye Anna Nicole

You(r rack) will be missed. What? She has nothing to do with sports? You tell that to all the competitive masturbators out there. Thousands of 13 year olds are devastated. One of the greatest muses of all time, gone. Ever seen the movie Skyscraper? Terrible film. But it got me through 8th grade. Thank you Cinemax. She was the ultimate Playmate. Say what you will about Ms. Monroe - she had a career outside of her juggs. Anna didn't, and that what made her so special. She was a one trick pony, and what a trick it was...

Anyway, onto real sports news - the Cowboys hired Wade Phillips, meaning the Eagles will win the division again next year, even with Jabba the Coach. Sweet. Can you believe it's been a decade since the Cowboys won a playoff game? That makes me smile. Anyway, nothing really important sportswise happened today, and I got home late. More tomorrow. Probably.

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