Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuuuuuuccckkkkk. FUCK. I didn't need this. Not today. Not ever. Granted, the deal isn't final, but unless he doesn't pass a physical (he will) or they can't agree on a number (they will), it's going to happen.
Fuck.
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Man I couldn't be happier.... I can almost feel the depression setting in. Knowing that another late season for the Mets isn't foreseeable now that they have a guy who gives you a sub 3 era, 200+ k's, and a whip nearing under 1.1 marching out on the field every fifth day. What sort of luck are you counting on now cocksucker? What sort of Philly voodoo do you have in mind for this year? Philly is a doomed city. Where are the race riots of the 80's to burn this hell hole out of existence. The east coast doesn't need you. Beat it.
Luck? Philadelphia? Whatever you're on, man I want some. Anything to ease the pain of this horrible trade.
"Where are the race riots of the 80's to burn this hell hole out of existence."
Good one. That's a question, by the way. Should have ended with a '?'. I also think you meant to add the word "collapse" to that third sentence of yours. Spoken like a true Long Islander. Or perhaps you're from Jersey. Either way I'm sure you grew up somewhere considerably lamer than Philly. Thanks for reading though. Enjoy Santana.
You're right, I missed the word Collapse. Totally fucked that entire statement up clearly... However if you've got nothing left to comment on besides my grammar then you've already lost this battle. As for my missing question mark... I didn't miss one. I wasn't asking where they were. I was requesting them. I am praying that the hand of god smites your pathetic city and hopefully you along with it out of existence. FYI, I'm not from Long Island. Brooklyn NY my friend. And no I'm not Italian.
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