Monday, January 28, 2008

Phils Sign Pedro Feliz

By doing so they are looking to fill the gaping hole at third base that Wes Helms' fat ass somehow couldn't. Feliz has hit 20+ home runs in each of the past 4 seasons. The last Phillie 3rd baseman to hit 20 homers in a season? Scott Rolen, back in 2001. Since then the hot corner in Philly has been, well, cold. Feliz is no superstar, but hey, he's gotta be better than Wes Helms, right? Right???

No, seriously, I like this move. It's not like we're asking this guy to hit clean up.

2 comments:

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Dan said...

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