Thursday, June 7, 2007

You See, THIS is Why No One Watches the NHL Anymore.

Quick, if you can, name the last three Stanley Cup winners: Anaheim, Carolina and Tampa Bay. Guhhhhhhh. No wonder no one watched these games. Ice doesn't even form naturally in those cities. The NHL needs to contract to 16 teams, none of which will be located below the Mason-Dixon line. Pay the players in Canada U.S. dollars and be done with it. This is ridiculous. Hockey is too cool of a sport to be getting ratings similar to indoor lacrosse. I've given up on the Flyers, but not the NHL.

Also, Tim Duncan wants you to know he still exists. As awesome as Lebron was in that Pistons series, the Spurs are a much better team than the Pistons. They are also much better than the Cavs. And Tim Duncan is, as far as I'm concerned, more dominant than Lebron. The Cavs frontcourt will have no answer whatsoever for Duncan. Spurs in 6. Or less. Go ahead Lebron, prove me wrong. I really hope you do.

The Phils look like they could sweep the mets with Zeus taking the hill tomorrow night. I'm looking forward to it. Why Zeus? Because he throws fucking lightening bolts, thats why. What a stud.

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