Woods and Federer to Battle on Mt. Olympus

The winner will be granted immortality. The loser will be fed to Shawne Merriman. But seriously, these guys are pretty good at what they do. Too bad no one (and by "no one" I mean me) actually cares. Golf? Lame. Tennis? Dane Cook lame. So why write about them? Well, it's a week before the Super Bowl, and already everything about the Super Bowl that could be written has been written. That being said, I'll cover it eventually. Just not tonight. Also, speaking about Tiger Woods and Roger Federer covers my obligation to ever cover tennis or golf again considering this is a "sports" blog. I've already hit my quota, and damn, it feels good.